Ranker managed to post 50 women that are currently in prison

...and they're kinda hot!

This is from the start of the list on Ranker

These are real quotes and these are real women in prison who can be found on Meet-an-inmate.com. The hottest women in prison include a wide variety of young women who, for whatever reason, found themselves on the wrong side of the law and, ultimately, behind bars. We all hear the stories of famous celebrities being locked up (we're looking at you, Lindsay Lohan), but Hollywood hotties aren't the only beautiful women who are locked up: Lovely ladies from all over the country are currently imprisoned. Sadly, their beauty is rarely seen outside prison walls, but now, with the help of this list, you too can gaze upon their lovely countenance. I've listed some of the most smoking hot beauties in prison here, so feel free to vote for your personal favorites. 

Some of the hot women in prison on this list are just looking for pen pals. Doing time is no picnic, but these gorgeous prisoners are hoping to pass the hours away corresponding with friends on the outside. Other hot female inmates might be interested in something more -- possibly true love. Some mention that they don't have time to play games in love, but really, if you think about it, they've got nothing but time.

Many of these women are incarcerated for very, very serious crimes, including murder, so keep that in mind. Some mention that they are working to better themselves while behind bars. Hopefully that happens. As one inmate puts it, "Even the best of people make mistakes right?" 

A surprising number of hot inmates on this list say they're just looking for a good, honest person to spend time with, and some even mention they'd relocate for that person, if things worked out. Others simply want a penpal -- nothing more.

Read more at http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-women-in-prison/trent-walker#ZqptkdZ5frbXePc6.99 

I love Making Fun of Fred Durst

and apparently so does Al Jourgensen from Ministry. Al just released a book called Ministry: The Lost Gospels according to Al Jourgensen in which he tells more insane stories than even an Ozzy book could tell. I'm going to be talking to Al about the book for my classic metal show and I can't wait to get into some of the details, but in talking with Loudwire he told a great Fred Durst story.

The Limp-dickster motherf—er, whatever his name is. I got him naked and in a cowboy hat [in a recording studio]! I’m showing him, ‘Look, you want my sound? This is my sound. This is what I use.’ And he wouldn’t believe it because just by hitting the magic button on the harmonizer that it wouldn’t make him sound exactly like me. He was that naïve. I’m like, ‘Well, try the cowboy hat.’ So I gave him my cowboy hat. . . and it still sounded like s–t. So I go, ‘Why don’t you try and get naked? That’s how I sing.’ I was just bulls–tting him. So he goes out and does that, and is thoroughly embarrassed, again. And then he just left. I got paid to just humiliate him for three songs. It was awesome.

Awesome indeed. To buy the book from Amazon click here

The complete works of Dave Grohl

He's mostly known as the drummer from Nirvana and lead singer of The Foo Fighters, but Dave Grohl is one of the hardest working guys in rock and his discography proves that he may be the hardest. This list is from Wikipedia and its broken up into categories.

With Mission Impossible

Getting Shit for Growing Up Different (1986)

With Dain Bramage

I Scream Not Coming Down (1986)

With Scream

No More Censorship (1988)
Live at Van Hall (1988)
Your Choice Live Series Vol.10 (1990)
Fumble (1993)

With Nirvana.

Nevermind (1991)
Hormoaning (1992)
Incesticide (1992)
In Utero (1993)
MTV Unplugged in New York (1994) DGC/GeffenSingles (1996)
From the Muddy Banks of the Wishkah (1996)
Nirvana (2002)
With the Lights Out (2004)
Sliver: The Best of the Box (2005)
Live at Reading (2009)
Icon (2010)

As Late!

Pocketwatch (1992)

With Foo Fighters

Foo Fighters (1995)
The Colour and the Shape (1997)
There Is Nothing Left to Lose (1999)
One by One (2002)
In Your Honor (2005)
Five Songs and a Cover (2005)
Skin and Bones (2006)
Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace (2007)
Greatest Hits (2009)
Wasting Light (2011)
Medium Rare (2011)

With Harlingtox A.D.

Harlingtox Angel Divine (1996)

With Tenacious D

Tenacious D (2001)
Rize of the Fenix (2012)

With Queens of the Stone Age

Songs for the Deaf (2002)
...Like Clockwork (2013)

As Probot

Probot (2004) 

With Them Crooked Vultures

Them Crooked Vultures (2009)

You think that's impressive you should check out his list of collaborations here