37 People Who Failed So Bad they almost won

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Who's stupider?

It's a very important question when it comes to a situation like this. Here's the story from WBAY TV2

Stolen SUV Crashes Into Appleton Home, Suspect Wanted

Appleton -

Appleton police are looking for whoever stole an SUV and crashed it into a house in the northwest part of the city.

Police say they received a call at 1 a.m. Sunday, February 2, about a vehicle crashing into a home in the 2500 block of N. Elinor St.

Officers say they arrived at the address to find a 2010 Nissan Murano had struck the home, but no driver or passengers were on scene.

Police made contact with the registered owner of the vehicle who was not aware that the SUV was missing.

Officers say the vehicle was left unlocked with keys inside the night before the crash.

So let me get this straight. A person leaves the keys in their car outside, then some mischief causing individual takes said car and crashes it into a house. This person than runs away.

So who's stupider the person who leaves the keys in the vehicle and doesn't even notice that it's missing, or the person who takes the vehicle and can't even make a clean getaway before crashing it into a house?

You decide, I'll be over here with my hand on forehead.

Stupid is as Stupid Does

I was looking at my timeline on Facebook this morning and saw a friend of mine had been woken up by sirens and flashing lights in his neighborhood at 1:45AM. Well of course I then wanted to look into it and here is what I found.

The first story is not the one I was looking for but seemed equally if not more stupid. This from WFRV:

ASHWAUBENON, Wisc. (WFRV) A local fugitive was taken into custody after fleeing from cops.

Justin Grunwald, a 21-year-old from Ashwaubenon, had felony warrants out for his arrest.

He was also wanted by police after failing to returning to jail while on work release.

Ashwaubenon Police and the Brown County Sheriff's Department went to the

1100 block of Cormier Road shortly after 5:30pm Monday in an attempt to locate Grunwald.

Grunwald fled on foot.

A perimeter was set up and  the K9 unit was called in.

Grunwald was seen entering his apartment. He was eventually taken into

custody at 10:45pm.

After being treated at a local hospital for dog bites from the K9, 

Grunwald was booked into the Brown County Jail.

So let me get this straight, this guy flees the cops and then a few hours later goes back to his apartment? You sure are a smart fellow.

OK story number 2 and I believe this is the one I was originally looking for. Again from WFRV:

GREEN BAY, Wisc. (WFRV) An 18-year-old man is under arrest after a stabbing

on Green Bay's west side.

Police were dispatched to the 500 block of School Place just after 10:15pm Monday.

At the scene, they found a 16-year-old boy with a stab wound to the back.

The boy was taken to a local hospital to be treated.

Police learned the stabbing actually took place near the intersection of Howard Street

and South Chestnut Avenue. The area was taped off while police investigated.

Information on the suspect led investigators to the 1200 block of Western Avenue,

where an 18-year-old man was taken into custody. He is now booked into the Brown County Jail.

Police are requesting charges of physical abuse of a child and recklessly endangering safety.

 It looks like the Brown County Jail is a little brighter today with two class A geniuses have graced it with their presence. As the wise man Forrest Gump's mama used to say "Stupid is as Stupid Does."