A 36-year-old Fond du Lac woman threw herself on the ground to get a ride home in an ambulance after having no money to pay for a taxi, according to a Fond du Lac Police Department report.
Fond du Lac police officers responded to a Park Avenue apartment around 11:30 p.m. Wednesday for a harassment complaint. A 64-year-old Fond du Lac man called police that evening because he claimed the 36-year-old Fond du Lac woman kept calling him and asking for money.
The woman told officers the man owed her $100 for sexual relations. After being asked to leave the man’s property by officers and take the matter up in court, the woman told officers she had no money to pay the cab driver.
Officers suggested the woman get a ride home from the cab driver and pay the driver for both trips with cash at her home, according to the report. The woman said she had no money at her home and asked for a ride home in the responding officer’s squad car. The officer declined.
The woman asked police to call an ambulance to take her to the hospital near her home. Officers told the woman they could not call an ambulance because she was no injured.
The woman threw herself on the ground, according to the report, told officers she hurt her knee and asked for an ambulance again. An ambulance was called and the woman was advised she would be billed for the ambulance ride.
The woman also was cited for failing to pay the cab fare.Congratulations random genius, you are a moron.